January 2010
83 posts
I am officially ANTI-People
Why WHY on GOD’s GREEN EARTH would you ask a stranger “When is your little one due??”
I am 140 lbs. STOP ASKING IF I AM PREGNANT. I AM NOT. Arrrrrrrghhhhhhhh
“I feel thin. Sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.”
– Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (via bohemea)
I saw this movie. They were tomatoes. And ants invaded or something. Probably a cheesy early 80’s flick, but scared the shit outta me anyway. Thank you to Licky for bringing up this jolly childhood memory ((((shudder))))
lickystickypickyme:
I am sorry Planet USA but whenever I have no choice but to buy your mammoth sized fruits and vegetables I am always scared they will kill me from...
I love the interwebs. Eggs entertain while they... →
I have a goofy sense of humor. Example #457,551 →
“Now here’s something you probably won’t hear on the Discovery channel, but polar...”
– Craig Ferguson (via bethanydaigle)
“Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.”
– Rita Mae Brown
Toad Petting →
Just watch it. It is fracking cute.
